REAL SUGAR
She slept over, tossed
Her Wonder-Bra
On the bedpost.I put a pink packet
Of fake sweetener
In a cup, her B cup.Later laughing,
She asked, "Why?"
"Because," I said,"They are Sweet 'n Low,
but I couldn't remember
if they were Equal.""You're a smooth-talking wise guy.
My breasts," she said,
"are for lipsthat stutter, and might
stumble up
on love."