In this corner Maverick Magazine airs the occasional letter from readers and/or contributors, some of whom, as you will see by this recent missive, have an axe to grind. Of course, the views contained in these letters are solely the viewpoint of the author, and is in no way indicitive of the views of the editors (duh...). --The Editors
To Whichever Idiot it May Concern:
Thanks for returning my work so promptly
assholes. I was hoping for some constructive criticism from an "authority"
figure who could read my work objectively. I guess none of you morons can even
read. Even a letter of this nature in response to my awful poetry would have
been fine. I just wanted some input. But, apparently you're not dedicated to
any discovery. You're about as "MAVERICK" as a wheelchair ramp.
You don't seek to place strong, cutting-edge writers.
You seek to put your head up your ASS.
Next time, either tell someone why, or save the ink and the trees wasted on your piece of shit rag.
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Oh wait.
I guess it is useful.
I use your pathetic excuse for a magazine to wipe my ass with.
FUCK YOU!
Cecil McLeod
(REAL WRITER)