Copyright © Richard O'Connell, 2005. All Rights Reserved.ANNALS OF VOLUSIUS
Annals of Volusius—what shit paper!
At least they'll make my darling keep her vows
to Venus and her little cupids
if I laid off my terrible iambics
and made love to her again, she'd feed
the votive fire of the lame-footed Vulcan—
poetry, the most atrocious ever written.
What a treasure trove of trash is here
to offer to the flames and entertain
with an evening of unimpeded laughter.
Annals of Volusius—what shit paper!